I think I have found the weirdest Twilight fanfiction EVER. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4305963/1/Nicks_Forbidden_Love
I mean, seriously...a romance between the JONAS BROTHERS and the Twilight vampires? And it's a SERIOUS story too, not a parody! WTFudge?
On a side note,
BREAKING DAWN: chock full of homosexual werewolves, crazy half-human vampwere babies, romance between homosexual werewolves and crazy half-human vampwere babies, the Avatar (of "Avatar, the Last Airbender" fame)recarnating as a bloodsucking vampire, and Edward adopting Jacob as his very own.
Wow. Sounds like some sort of crack fic I'd write...LOL